mitolizard:

A GIF I made. It’s Peppermint Butler from Adventure Time. I recently made a felt version of him and he’s hanging in my car, I’m sure I’ll take pictures later. He’s so sweet. ;)

Who’s this charming fellow? ;>

mitolizard:

A GIF I made. It’s Peppermint Butler from Adventure Time. I recently made a felt version of him and he’s hanging in my car, I’m sure I’ll take pictures later. He’s so sweet. ;)

Who’s this charming fellow? ;>

Oh My!

My apologies for my absence! I was running a few errands- er, for the princess, you see! Yes, of course~

They took a few days longer to complete than I had hoped. *ahem*

Nonetheless, it is splendid to be home again. I’m looking forward to a fresh suit and a reminting. (My peppermint is in dire need of a polish!)

princessbubblegumpb:

I got this new dress, what do you guys think?

Simply stunning, as always, Princess!

princessbubblegumpb:

I got this new dress, what do you guys think?

Simply stunning, as always, Princess!

marcelinesdad: I wonder how old peppermint butler is doing, I haven’t...

marcelinesdad:

gentlemint:

Oh, my apologies. I’m a bit out of practice with my ciphers. Well, it wasn’t terribly important! Next time I get my hands on some bug milk we can discuss it in person. That would probably be better.

Hmm, my monitor is melting a bit just displaying your signature (though it may be because my computer is mostly made of taffy).  Perhaps I should upgrade to an immortal processor.

Ah yes, bug milk appears to be rather rare around this time of year, the bugs are all out relaxing in this weather, rather than procreating. And surely you’ve upgraded from that old melting piece of hardware? I suggest going to DC (dark computers), they’re always up to date with the latest hardware, or you could go to death himself, he seems to be pretty good at fixing up computers when he’s not tending to his garden or claiming the dead.

Do you know how difficult it is to find something that isn’t made of candy in the Candy Kingdom? And unfortunately, my duties rarely afford me any time to travel to neighbouring kingdoms (never mind the Land of the Dead)! It may not be high-quality (and it may be melting all over my gloves as I type), but this Taffytop is all I have for now.

Perhaps I could convince the Princess to send Finn out on a quest to find me a new computer. Hoho.

(I would like to stay away from DC; it tickles my sinuses awfully terribly.)

Oh, my!You know, when I said “I’d like your flesh”, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind…
Quite flattering, though, don’t you think?I just hope that raven doesn’t have a sweet tooth! Ohoho!

Oh, my!
You know, when I said “I’d like your flesh”, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind…

Quite flattering, though, don’t you think?
I just hope that raven doesn’t have a sweet tooth! Ohoho!

(Source: alontods)

marcelinesdad: I wonder how old peppermint butler is doing, I haven’t...

marcelinesdad:

gentlemint:

In the interest of discretion:

It appears that I Cannot understand this, Remind me what form of dialect it is? 
And yes, about the sixth letter thing, it’s funny, as mere mortal keyboards cannot even comprehend my true name, just like others go mad upon seeing my true form. Oho, but really, you’d think someone could spell;


M̶̨̫̜͈̹͉ͦͥͩ̎̾ͦͧ͑͐̓̓ͤ͐ͩ͌͟͝͝ď̵̸̵̹̜͇̣̠͈̪̞̲͚̼̭͉̻̠͎̗̔ͦ̅͒̎̐̏̈́̋ͤͧͭ͌̽̎̀ͅͅc̶̼͙̣̙̟͚̥̟̣͖͔̘̯̗̉͋̔ͯ̿ͥ̓̿͂̑̍͟͜x̛ͦ͊͒̔̅҉̺̝̖̬̩̥̟̳͕͕̳̩͍͘ę͔̦͓͎̗̲̪̭͍̺̪̓ͫ͑͑͆̂̄ͯ͘͜ͅ’̷̵̛̤͖͖̣̬͔̟̞̺̝̫͚̼̝̮̪̟̦̑͋̆̃͟e̸̢̨̫̱̳͖̜̎ͩͣ͐̾ͮͦ̆̇̓͗ͩ̅ͫ̈́̎͟͡~̸̷̜̬̪̹̣̰̜̱̥͊̌͐͛̉̐̓̾͆̈̒͐͑͂̾̂̀̚̚̚~̢̡͕̜̜̘̜̹͉̪̲͗͂̌ͯ̓̊̍ͪ̔͌ͨ͘͝e͚͓̬̞̮͇̪͉̻͍ͣ̅̂ͦ͝͠͞w͍̲͈̞̖͍͎̗̘͎͍̫̖̄ͤ͗͊̅ͦ̀͠1̛͈͔̼̟͈͕̦͎͍̮͙ͪ̌͒̽͑̌̍ͣ̽̇̾̂̊͐̓̅̃͘͠1̵̷̶̫͙͔̭͓̺͖̰̠͇̖̟̠͔ͦ̂ͬ͑͌̿̐ͦ͑͌͒͟͝s̢̨͎̝̯͕̤̟͙͖̹̗̤̓ͣ͆ͣͦ͠ ̠̰̩͔͌̓̑̒͆͐͒͑͜d̸̵͇̠̜̭͉̰̓͊̊̀̎̎̽̈́̓͡a̵̷̠̞̯͇̥̼̣̙̪͚̮̼̿̒ͬͨ̅̂̽̈ͬ̅̌̈́̇͘͞͡d̊̓̉͌ͮ͆ͦ̇̈́ͪ̑͊̀҉̴̡͕̣͈̠̳͙̭̀zͭͮ̉̅̾̿͊͋͂̾͏͎̠͔͚̀͡͞͝ͅͅ\̶̺̺̼̟̮̜͇ͧͦ̒͑̀̆̽̅ͭ̀̀͢͜ç̯̦̱̻͚̘̼͍̠̙̯̙̦͇͚ͦͦͣ̈͟͡ͅd̡̮̫͓̺̙̝̦̮̣̬̭ͤ̐̓ͯ̎ͭͥ͌͒̈́̊̇̏͐̏ͭ̏̑̋͘͢͠f̏͊̆̇ͨͨͭ̍̚̚͏̨͔̜̗̟͇͓̹̱͘͞͡r̋̄̿̔ͥ̂҉҉̻̰̻̮͍̹͇̗̹̜̪̟̩͔̥̙ḑͯ̂ͮ̃͐͗ͮ̔̈́̈́̓̐ͤ̋͟͝҉̼̫̝̺̖̥̜̹̫͍̭̣̥̩̫̝ͅs̴̢͔͚̗̼͖̝̠̺͚̦̦̋̋̓̉̌̉̐ͥ̏̽̇͛̇̐̃͛̅̀ 
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̵̶̶̲͔̭̾̂ͪͩ̊͒ͪ̌͐̏̊ͭ̚̕͠~̨͔͈͕̟̗͖̟͚̜͓̠̰̩̭̘̪̮̞̯̍̽̔̈́͒͆̅̄ͩ͒ͤͩͯͦͬ͌̚͠~̶̤̘̤̣͉̲̯̟̳̗̍͊ͨ͌̏̽̽̈̌͊͒ͫ̌̄͊̿͟

Oh, my apologies. I’m a bit out of practice with my ciphers. Well, it wasn’t terribly important! Next time I get my hands on some bug milk we can discuss it in person. That would probably be better.

Hmm, my monitor is melting a bit just displaying your signature (though it may be because my computer is mostly made of taffy).  Perhaps I should upgrade to an immortal processor.

Hey, Tree Trunks. Are you baking pie today? Save me some apples.

itsmarcelinethevampirequeen:

engagementringprincess:

marcelinesdad:

engagementringprincess:

Tree Trunks is baking pie? I want some! :D

Could you try out my famous ‘soul-pie’? It’s just delectable.

Hm…yeah, okay! Does it have rhubarb in it?

Dad! Stop trying to hurt my friends!

In his defense, it is quite a nice pie.

(via itsmarcelinethevampirequeen-dea)

marcelinesdad:

I wonder how old peppermint butler is doing, I haven’t seen him in an exceptional number of years!
I wonder what he’s doing these days, knowing him, something dark and evil, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s undercover for some dark purpose aha 

In the interest of discretion:
Ĩ͖̻̖̳͋͝ ̳̫́̑̔̀ͫ͌̀̕I̛͕̟̣͚͇̪͆̎̒̀̓̔̀C͖̲̈́Y̨̹̙̭͔͔̠͎ͩ̐ͧͧ͊̾̅̃͆I̡͈̟̜̓ͩ͞ ̪͙̯̹͕̮̲̾ͣ̑̄ͦ͛ͪ̆́͝ͅͅG͍̮͙͓̗̰̺̮̱͋ͩͩͤ̕͡K̳͚̺̙ͤ̓̃̀L̴̺̮͂ͥ̾̀͘V͚͈̥̍ͥ̈ͫ̔ͫͪ̽́̚͘ͅ ̵̮̻͔͗T͉̦̫̗̣̼̟ͥ̈́̑ͬͨ͒̀̚͜ͅO̗̼͔̟̤̐ͪ̌͌̀̓͛͡P͗͌͐̓҉̺͈͈ͅB̟͓̙ͬ̍̏̌̍ͅV̵̛͍̪̗ͪ̇ͦ̒̐̇̑ͬ̈͘B̵͔̰̰͉̙̰̳̙͌̍ͬͧ̐̋͠V̝̥̗̹̭̘̺̂ ̭̭̦ͯͤ͆̒̆̆̋̊̚S̯̍͐̍̂R̼̗͎̫̩͐͆J̫͖̯̲̫̣̻̟ͭ̇́X͑ͭ̐ͫ҉̷̗̬͚͢ͅZ̸̯̰͖̥̟̰̐̔ͣP͖̺̯͐̅́ͭͩ̈H̶̻̯̬̗ͫ̂ ͊̄ͨ҉͍̯̱̳̰̣Q͍̅̈́ͫ̊̇ͦ͊̄Y̓͗͑͋͑͆̏̕҉̠͍̜̖͈A̢ͬ͂́͌҉̬Sͨ̅͊̇͛ͩ̕҉̫̼̖ ̠̣͗̉̃̂̐P͐͑̽͌ͥ̈́҉͇͙͚P͍̩̪̰̭͚̈́̈̎̆ͪͬ̕͞ ̢͔̏͊̌̅͠͠ͅW͖̝͈͈̑ͮ́Ĺ̸̞̖͔ͬ͆ͣ̽́J̢̣͚̃͊ͣ͝ ̷̹͕̞͔̝͚̝̀̈ͩ̿̈I̧̫͓̙̫ͩ̌ͪ͂̀͆ͩV̶̵̡̮͉̞͙̽T̖̆͊̾̾ͮͮU̴͈̤̣̺̻̟͙̓̂͂̀̅ͯͫͦ̀O̠̲̫ͧ̓ͯ͟N̨̈̄̽̃̄̍͋̓̂͏͖̻̜̘F͚̱̏͂͂͆̿̓͑̔͜͟V͎͓̞͓̻͈͂ͮ̿͑̈́̄J̵̡̺͙͓̦͙̘͓̘̇͂T̫ͪ̿̂ͭ̕͜ ̨̥ͬ̏ͫ̾ͯ̾ͭ̚͠I̸̤̖̯̦̝̩̱̙̮ͧ̚͝F̶̛͇͓̭͍̟̲̘̪̲ͪ͌̔̊͠Ḿ͔͎̘̞͇̅͒̇̚E̸̡̳̮̓̿ͬ͑̆̂̑̋̂͞M̸̪̝͔̟̜͎̅͒̀̓͐͟ ̎͗͏̥̦̜̖͈͝J̟̩͌̂̏B̆̔ͩ͂ͮ҉̜̭̣̬̜̭͉ ̻͇̤̫̺̀̒͗̒͊͌ͫ̿̕͡Q̼͖͎̞̳͍̹͑ͮ̊̾̉̀̕ͅF̙̭͕̻̝̒̔̀͜D̖͔̝̬͆ͤ͆ ̴̛̼̳̰͌͛̓̈́͂C̝̩̦̘̤̙ͫ̚̚B̛̻͖̹ͨ́ͧ͆̔̏Ṗ͉͖̱͖̲̲̮̿͛ͧ͂͢G̷͇̤̳̭ͧ̃͑̔̚͝͞C̵̢̤̿̿́͋͟ ̶̵̤͎̲̙͙͉̗͚̻͑̈̈́͂̄̓ͦ́ͩ͜P̴̱̣̘̄̉̕O̠͔̘̯̦ͪ͛ͥ͂ͩṲ̳͉͈̥͍͊̎͋̎͗̋ͨͫ͐̀͢Ǫ̓̾̊͋̒͐͑́҉͚̼̦̜̲͔͚M̡̬̼ͪ̅̓ͪ͒ͮͦ̇͘Ỵ̢͈̯͇̹̺͙̊̄ͨͪͅX̡̳̲̤͙̦ͩ̌̽ͣͪ́͜,̥̮̫̞̃̄ͪ̂̑͟͟ ̖͉̘͈̥͖̌ͯ̿Ṃ̲͍̗͕͚͛ͥ̂̃͒̀̀͟A̢͙̗̮̿̒̀R̖͉̮̠ͩͪ̂̾͐͋ͣ̊ ̳̰ͣͭ̋̉̊́X̪̦̬̰͖̻ͥ̾͗̈́̈̆ͬ́ ̼̭̰͈͒́͊͗̌ͣ̀͡R̷̨̥̘͕̗͙̙͓̰̋̊ͨV̸͈͕͓̪͔͉̦̄ͬ͐̾͂̒ͤ͡D̖̭̠̙͆̊̽̃̂̿̃B̵̨͚̫̟͖̜̟̱̱̳͂͒Ỷ͉̖̐͑͂̇͊̂̾̚͝Q̩̟̿͂ͫ̂̑̀̚Ä̹̭̳ͨ̈̒̊ ̡̨͎̣̖͍̙̟̫͋̐ͧ̀̚V̷̬̟̜̩̤ͨ̾ͅM͔̔ͧ́̂̋̅́͝͡ͅT͕̭̮͉̆͝ ̷̪̻̼͊̅ͨ̆̉͠͡W̙̣͈̬ͤ̇͛ͤ͜J̙̠̭̣̭̘͕̲͑ͦ͂ͬ̿̈ͯ̓̕N̬̺̯̖̻͈̳̒ͧ̉͛̒̾̕͞O̼̤̘̰̘̲͍͎̾ͪ̕ ̣̝͓̈ͮ͢F̱̩̾ͮ̇̾̃̃ͭ̿J̵̸̖̭̘͖͍͉̥͇̍ͣ͠ ̩̖̼͈͙̦̹̣̬̆ͥ̒̽͒̿͡V̜̩̌̍̇ͧ̕Ş͕͈̗͎͕̪̳͍͌͌̐͋̀̈͒M̬̣̝̥͇̭̭ͦ̆̓͘ͅJ̗͙̘̖̰̞̳̤̌̎̇ͮ̆̎͒͠C̮̞̯̰̻͒̇͆ͫ͊P̳͈̝̜̳̠̤̜̗̽ͯ̓ͭ̐̉̽͡P͍̲͖̬͉̻̄̈́ ̸͚̣̙̈͗̚̕ͅJ̼̳͖̤̉ͬ̓ͭͭ̈́̉̍͞W̬̭͍̳̣͓̓̄̆̑ͨͧ̉͒͜͝ͅI̶̡̳̩͎̩͙ͭ͑̌͞X̸̟̣͛̆̑ ̵̺̲̗͖̯̭ͯ̓̿̉ͤ̆͑̅D͈̹̘̪̰̟͔̣ͧͫ̇ͥ̅Q̠͖̞͕̬͔̻̈͋ͩ͘ ̻͍̙̬̖̪̝͍͒̏ͮ͑͌̑͆ͯ̕Y̸̴̜̆͊ͮ͑͛ͯͦ͘C̴͙̯̘̻̥̼͙̺̀Ī̥̦͚̝̫̍ͣ̓̽ͭ̇͞Z̰͍̯̳̹͙ͧͦ͛ͅFͨ̀͢͏͔̪Ḻ̡̯̳͕̹͕̦̽ͬ̃ͧ̑ͬF̶͇̘̺̼̣̋̍̓̿̈͒͝Ś̴͔͖̖̪̞̰̿̆̓̄͂͛ͧ.͓̬̥͍̫̬̪̝̅͒͗͌͢ ̻̮̤͖̪͎͙͕ͦͅQ͓͇̒ͣ͡Ģ̛̛͎͎ͯ̈ͬ̔̉Ū̸̦̳̞̹̠̱̯̤̄ͩ̑͋́͜L̞͕̩̑̈͋̐̚͘F̵̼͖̆͗̃̓̌̎̒͋͞ͅV̢̡̟̲̹̗̫̪̘̤ͯͪ̅̋̉ͥ͡Zͮ̓ͭ̈ͤ͂͋ͫ͏̟̙̯̥͞ͅ ̼ͤ̏̂̔̇̍͂̏ͥ́Ě͈ͪͯ͢Ņ̨̢͍͒̍ ͙̺̈́͋̋̅ͯ́M̵̸͙̬̥̺͗̒̉̄̓ͮ͌̂Ļ̭̣͈̾ͩ̏̽̌͞Z̸̛̤̣̜͖̒͊͠ͅ ̬̭̼͉̩̽ͤ͑ͩ̈ͣ̉̀͘͞F̧͕̯̏̐̽̌͝Ḫ̡͐̈́̀G̛̹̭̭̮̈́Y̡͓̍̃̍͗ͣ̔̅ͥ͟B̡̂̚͏̺͖̣̖̯͖͘Ẃ̷̹̪̭̼̥̘̼͍̺̈͐̓̌ ̶͖̮͈͔͈̖̋ͫ͐͐ͤͤ͋ͧ͠T̜̺̻̹̰̘͖͍̣̆̑̾̊ ̰̠̳ͦͨ̄͋ͧ̂ͣ̏͢͜V͗͛ͦͧͭ͗̀ͤ͐҉̀҉̪̰̫̼̼͚ͅV̡̛̺͔̓ͫͯ̊̃͒ͯ̚N͇̊̉͒́͢D̓́ͪ͏̢҉͇̱Y̡̱͈̮̲̖̪̯ͦ̿͘H̨͈̰̰̖̩̙̗̒ͦͥ̅́͝N͉̣͙̙̱̥̖ͯ͂ͯ̾ͨͥ̑ͅ,̷̶͓̫̯̭̇̎̔͌̽̂ͪ͢ ͩ̍̌͒ͯ̃͗̎͏͎͍̫̱̹͙͠G̷̸̮̱̺̙̖̔̄ͨ̾ͩ̆̂̕Q̋͛͊̏͏̹̪̙U̺̹̞̞̼̤̳ͬ͛ͧ̐́͢͞ ̴̞̥̝͍̑͗ͩ̆̓ͯͣS͖͓̬̤͉͕̅̚Q̲͙͓ͮ̍̐͡J͇͚̤̘͓̦̓́ͮ͟ͅ ̴̖͍̬̻͇͐̋̓̊͒̚Ȃ̴̢̪̣̦̹̺͔͉̼̻̆̑̊Q̮̗̥̜͖ͮ̀V̘̜ͩ̂͋̍͡O̘̯̜̜̠̝̥̝̓ͧͥͨ̍̒̽̽’̷̡̼͓̜͚̜̝̜̜͌ͭ̇̊ͫ̋ͩ͋D͓͇̰̺̥̮̰̂̄͒͌͟ ̷͉̖̦͈̙̑̂͌̃͛̐ͤE̖̭̦̜̮̺̔̿̔ͯ͟͟͝N͙̰̲̘ͥͥ̊͛͗ͥͦ͡Y̶̤̩̰̺͍̩̳̮̓͋ͨ̅̎̉͗̔͛T̴̫̘͚͙͉̦̜̻ͦ̈͑ͧ̓͟.̶̙̥̥̣̘̩̅̈̂͝

Let me know if this suits your impeccable tastes!

Discretely,
Peppermint Butler

PS: This is a private message, correct? This website is dreadfully confusing!

marcelinesdad:

I wonder how old peppermint butler is doing, I haven’t seen him in an exceptional number of years!
I wonder what he’s doing these days, knowing him, something dark and evil, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s undercover for some dark purpose aha 

Oh, Marceline’s Dad! It has been far, far too long. How have you been?

I know I got into some dreadful shenanigans in my younger days, but recently, I have been entirely occupied with the well-being of the Princess! I’m afraid I’ve had absolutely no time for such jovialities. But there is a great joy in living the simple life of a butler, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

That being said, is there a way to reply to this as a private message? I do have some personal matters to discuss with you— oh, I think I’ve found it! Never mind!

Exuberantly,
Peppermint Butler

PS: I attempted to type your true name, but when I entered the sixth character, my keyboard melted into a flaming pool of sludge and sulphur. You may want to get that checked out.

(via floatinggraves)

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